âGuns Akimboâ isnât billed as a horror movie, but it should be. Its premise aloneâan online troll targets the wrong anarchist group and wakes up with two pistols bolted to his handsâis horrific. The protagonist this happens to is Miles (Daniel Radcliffe), firmly in his Iâm not Harry Potter anymore phase. The film is an amalgamation of dark comedy and body horror. It’s also done with an intense, chaotic filming style reminiscent of âCrankâ mixed with âScott Pilgrim vs. the World.â But the film is dark. Miles is dragged down an almost never-ending host of bad guys who want to kill him throughout the filmâs run-time. Of course itâs horror.Â
âGuns Akimboâ jumps off from the start into a zany world of insane gunfights, satire, and an almost cartoonlike plot. Itâs a takedown of online trolling culture, as well as a commentary with our Internet obsession and desensitization to violence. The filmâs villain is Skismâan underground, livestream deathmatch organization. After some exposition with coder Miles explaining his rootless, pathetic existence (he codes for an unethical corporation run by a steroid-head and Instagram-stalks his ex-girlfriend), âGuns Akimboâ blasts into high gear. Bored with his life, Miles starts trolling one of Skismâs livestreams while drunk. Heâs warned to back off by the admin, uses this as rage-fuel to continue, leading him to be kidnapped, outfitted with pistols crudely bolted onto his hands, and given his task: he has hours to kill a ranking player (a fun Samara Weaving) or be killed himself.Â
‘Fight Club’ Meets ‘Scott Pilgrim’
This is an odd film. Its plot is absurdâand cannot be taken seriouslyâyet its concepts, themes, and characterization beg deeper consideration. Milesâs predicament is shown with satireâa keyboard warriorâs hands are turned against himâwhile painting the filmâs chief villain (a completely unhinged Ned Dennehy) in a serious, dark light. Heâs sadistic and cruel. Heâs basically Brad Pitt from âFight Clubâ on steroids, except here he wants to torture innocent people and not just attack the system. He also looks like Pinhead with a bad ink job. Dennehy commits to the performance, though, where a weaker actor might have botched it. His Riktor is a caricature of the highest order.Â
For most of the filmâs run, Writer/Director Jason Lei Howden has a blast (pun intended) with his premise, and the movieâs most darkly humorous bits are watching Radcliffeâthrough Milesâtry to use his hands to open doors, get dressed, etc., without firing off one of the guns. He does surprisingly well. As Miles heads off on the run, Howden has some more fun with him though cops that ask him to put the guns down (he canât), a meeting with his ex, Nova (Natasha Liu Bordizzo), and one violent run-in after another with Weavingâs âNix.â Sheâs a broken woman and a master assassin. She shoots up half the city trying to kill Milesâwho has no experienceâand Iâll eat my words if Nix wasnât used as direct inspiration for a similar character in Stathamâs high-octane âThe Beekeeper.â She plays a true sociopath. The scariest part about her is not that sheâs trying to kill Miles, but it doesn’t matter who he is. Sheâd try to kill anybody if given the chance.Â
Online Trolling and its Consequences
âGuns Akimboâ was shot in Auckland, New Zealand, but the film smartly never places its happenings. The city looks bleakâat timesâand other times looks bright and normal. One of the filmâs most satirical bits involves Miles walking through downtown in a robe and just his boxers (he canât get dressed) commenting on how itâs been so long since he walked down the street without his face in his phone everything âlooks HD.â
âGuns Akimboâ only came out in 2019. Thatâs important. Aside its gore and âZombielandâ-level 4th wall breaks, the film’s a keen commentary on social media and modern society. Itâs purposeful that Miles is a vegan and âhates violenceââyet he spends his nights engaging in the type of rage-baiting troll behavior that leads to online bullying and the toxic human disconnection that makes the filmâs events seem plausible. Skism is one big game to its viewers; the only ones who feel its effects are, ironically, its players. Howden is heaping massive social commentary here. Because itâs buried in bodies and violence, we accept it more easily.Â
Radcliffe is at Top Form
Radcliffe is a joy here. He did âHornsâ and âSwiss Army Manâ before this and has clearly been trying to vary his resume. He was also great in the romantic comedy âWhat If,â alongside Zoe Kazan. Radcliffe puts thought into his roles and chooses interesting films (“The Woman in Black” for example), refraining from simply picking whatever role will separate him from his “Harry Potter” fame.
What works about his performance in âGuns Akimboâ is that while the movie is completely insane, Miles is not. He freaks out, panics, entreats people to help, etc., before ultimately accepting the reality of his predicament. Radcliffe plays the everyman, letting the crazy slide off his shoulder until he becomes the crazy, in a normal sort of way. As he goes head-to-head with first Nix and then Riktor, Radcliffeâs greatest accomplishment is letting us know he still has his humanity intact despite all the bonkers things heâs done. He’s a protagonist, not an anti-hero. Maybe he becomes one at the end. Itâs up for debate. I can only thank god that they didnât make a sequel, and we never got a chance to find out.Â
Horror and Explosive Action Amidst its Satire
âGuns Akimboâ is rated hard âR,â and if youâve seen any of the âDeadpoolâ series or Samara Weavingâs âReady or Not,â youâll get some idea of the graphic violence on display here. The cartoon-level on-screen narrations reduce the impact of some of the scenesâthough nothing can erase its end sequence, showing Nix eviscerating a number of goons with semi-automatic guns, knives, bludgeons, and a chaingun. âGuns Akimboâ humanizes her towards the end, though, and it makes a nice treatment. Weaving is completely insane here (much more than âReady or Notâ). Itâs a shame she wasnât nominated for⦠something.Â
And while âGuns Akimboâ weaves in and out of so many genresâaction, drama, rom-com, one-person-army, crime, thrillerâit becomes hard to track, I think the studio did a disservice by not also labelling it horror. Itâs not straightforward horror like âHalloweenâ and âPsycho,â nor even like âInsidiousâ or the aforementioned âReady or Not.â But its premiseâonline violence so real it becomes real-life violenceâis apropos and legitimately scary. Weâve all had an online interaction that went too far or seen others attacked by online threats. The real fear here is that the people we think are sociopaths online are really sociopaths in real life. That, on top of the filmâs messaging that living through our screens leads to human disconnectionâand how that disconnection leads to violenceâmakes it an interesting genre film. âGuns Akimbo,â aside its cartoonish violence, is a mirrorâalbeit horrifyingâto a culture builtâand sustainedâby online rage.Â
