March is in like a lion, out like a lamb. The same can be said for the third season of Seinfeld, but perhaps in reverse.
Season 3 serves as a bridge, connecting the obscure, often bizarre inaugural episodes with the mainstream breakout of Season 4. And it connects them quite well.
The 22 episodes mark the first time the show would have a full block of programming. Season 3 includes iconic Seinfeld lines. All fans of the series know what âtake the penâ and âcanât stand yaâ refer to. âMaybe the dingo ate your babyâ and âthese pretzels are making me thirstyâ come from forgettable episodes but are universally known.
It begins the metamorphosis from cult show to breakout star. By the time Season 3 is finished, the characters are completely fleshed out.
George is fully neurotic, fretting the implications of a massage by a man in âThe Noteâ and battling rival New York City drivers in âThe Parking Spaceâ and âThe Alternate Side.â Kramer is finally out of the apartment, and his sexual prowess is on full display in âThe Truthâ and âThe Good Samaritan.â Elaine is the most level headed. Jerry has begun his girlfriend-of-the-week shtick.
Larry David has stated that Season 3 is the turning point for the show. Episodes like âThe Dog,â âThe Tape,â âThe Strandedâ and âThe Keysâ are some of the seriesâ worst. As is âThe Fix Upâ which won an Emmy, a testament to the incompetence of mainstream critics. âThe Suicideâ goes on that list too, but it earns bonus points for bringing us Wayne Knight in the role of Newman.
The weird episodes from the early seasons continue. âThe Nose Jobâ has strange angles and artsy cuts, and the first appearance of Kramerâs alter ego, Professor Van Nostrand. âThe Penâ takes us to Florida for the first time, and we spend the entire episode in Del Boca Vista with Jerryâs parents and the incomparable Sandy Baron as Jack Klompus.
âThe Red Dotâ brings us the first Christmas episode, along with Henniganâs scotch and Richard Fancy as Mr. Lippman. âThe Boyfriendâ is the first two-parter and features the first celebrity appearance of baseball player Keith Hernandez.
The writing turns darker, and no topic is off limits. Seizures, comaâs, even the assassination of JFK are comically touched on. And thereâs the ultimate WTF episode with âThe Limo.â
Watching from an analytical perspective is fascinating. The genesis of the show, and now the climb to its zenith starts here. A season that has woeful episodes like âThe Dogâ and âThe Tapeâ and ends with Kramer leaving for Hollywood still managed a host of classics â and some of my all-time favorites.
âThe Libraryâ is a memorable episode that brought us goofy flashbacks and the noir library cop, Lieutenant Bookman.
âThe Parking Garageâ is iconic for a show about nothing. The gang gets lost trying to find where they parked. Jerry has to pee, George is running late, Elaine has fish, Kramer is lugging an air conditioner. Its comedic brilliance.
âThe Caféâ is ripe with humor. George and Elaine scheme to cheat on an IQ test. Kramer gets his first entrance applause. And we meet Babu Bhatt, a classic side character. The episode has one of the best ending lines (freeze frame cut to credits) in the series.
âThe Subwayâ was one of my first favorite episodes when I started watching as a teenager. It marks the first time each of the four characters have their own specific and isolated story. We can easily see how the episode was the foundation for later scripts.
âThe Pez Dispenserâ has one of my favorite sequences â Kramer and his cologne that smells like the beach.
âThe Noteâ is the 38th episode of the series, and one of my favorites. While season 3 ends with a clunker, âThe Noteâ shows Seinfeld firing on all cylinders. Itâs the launching point for whatâs to follow.
Seinfeld is available to stream on Netflix


