I know I saw these films as a kid but I canât remember them at all, so I thought reviewing the âIndiana Jonesâ series for Man Movie May would be a perfect excuse to watch these filmsâbecause if you think of the manliest explorer around, that is Harrison Fordâs Indiana Jones.Â
I am glad to have seen one of the greatest adventure/action films of all-time, âRaiders of the Lost Ark,â and then thereâs âIndiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.â âRaidersâ made it a tough act to follow and âTemple of Doom,â while itâs pretty good, struggles as it tries to follow that act. It seems like itâs the black sheep of the original trilogy in terms of quality, as itâs been criticized for being âtoo darkâ in tone, especially as it had a PG rating upon release.Â
Before I get to that, Iâll quickly say the plot since everyone is likely familiar with it: Indiana Jones and company are asked by a local Indian village to retrieve a mystical stone that was taken from them.
As a first-time viewer, my main problem wasnât the dark tone. My main problem wasnât even main sidekick Short Round (Ke Huy Quan). I like Huy Quanâs performance as Data in âThe Gooniesâ and I thought he got some cool moments in this film, kicking some ass that most kids in film wouldnât kick. They used him well even though it didnât make much sense why he was using a 11-year-old Chinese boy as his getaway driver, where Indiana Jones later explains that he took on Short Round as his assistant because he found him living on the streets of Shanghai, orphaned because of the Japanese bombing in 1932, when Short Round tried to pickpocket Dr. Jones.Â
I thought he was kind-of funny at times and I didnât find him that annoying; and I thought his relationship with Indiana to be fine. It adds a sort-of nice layer to Dr. Jones, and, for all the complaints in this review, Harrison Ford is again fantastic.Â
My main problem with this film was the main love interest, Willie Scott (Kate Capshaw). The only time I liked her was during her rendition of âAnything Goesâ to open the film, because I didnât know her as a character yet. This action-packed opening is funâthough it canât compare to âRaidersââbut I felt dread when I realized Willie would be there the entire film and Marion Ravenwood wouldnât be back for this ride.Â
I loved Marion as a character because she had so much to do and I think itâs baffling how they went from her to Willie, an actress and a one-dimensional love interest, a damsel in distress that got on my last nerve. I donât have problems with damsels in distress so long as they feel like a real character, but sheâs only here to complain and yell âIndyyyyy!â and occasionally play tonsil hockey with the swashbuckling Indiana Jones. Her main trait seemed to be âgold digger,â as she consistently shies away from danger but perks up at any mention of diamonds or valuables.
This is nothing against the actress herself, this character is just so bad. Iâm convinced oneâs enjoyment of this film relies on your tolerance of Willie as a character. She feels so out-of-place in an Indiana Jones film, often hanging out in the background as Indiana Jones is getting pummeled by a hulking cult member as she lets Short Round try to get Indy out of the situation. Shorty at least gets things to do; and the one time she has a big task to do, she ruins the tension in the scene.Â
This is when Indiana finds a secret passage in her roomâas she annoyingly begs to be ravaged by his big, Man Movie May handsâand Indiana and Short Round go into the passage and find themselves trapped in an Impending Room of Death. They ask Willie to help who slowly makes her way over, complaining the whole time, and she is just so annoying that it totally ruined the tension of a scene that would be so decent without her. Really, the whole film would be better without this poorly written character. Â Â
The finale also feels like an hour-long as they stumble upon this cult who worship big stones and practice child slavery. Itâs very nefarious and a strange tonal shift after a goofy first hour as it turns into something likely more suited for a horror film, but still intriguing all the same. Weâre introduced to the primary villain, Mola Ram (Amrish Puri), as he rips a manâs heart out of his chest and then lowers him into a fire pit. This scene is amazing and one of the first moments of this film I loved, but the tonal shift felt so bizarre.Â
Otherwise, the pacing is strong and when they actually get to the action, itâs still brilliant, especially the cable car chase and the final bridge scene. Itâs exciting enough to feel like an âIndiana Jonesâ film, as the last 30 minutes are genuinely enjoyable for their thrills. Every time John Williamsâ iconic score sounds, that still got my foot tapping. The visuals are also pretty good even if the green screen looks legitimately weak at times. This film was made in 1984 and considering it won the Oscar for ‘Best Visual Effects’ in that year, Iâm chalking this up to the visuals of the time, because watching this for (whatâs basically) the first time in 2020, some scenes havenât aged well visually.Â
I donât mean to make it sound like I hated âIndiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.â Watching all of these films at once, I was more-so disappointed because of how great âRaiders of the Lost Arkâ is, and just how âmehâ this feels. I genuinely enjoyed some parts of it, but I just feel like I could re-visit âRaiders of the Lost Arkâ or âIndiana Jones and the Last Crusadeâ at any point and still have fun, and I just donât have as much as an itch to revisit this one any time soon.Â
