Look past the zany plot summary of Werner Herzogâs âBucking Fastard.â Actually, noâembrace it, with a thick grain of mined salt, because these Holbrooke sisters do everything together. And while that last part sounds like a kitschy, porn-adjacent tagline, âFastardâ is only occasionally farcical. Had Mike Leigh, another octogenarian legend, not already claimed the title, âTender Loving Careâ couldâve served this oddball saga of Joan (Kate Mara) and Jean (Rooney Mara) Holbrooke, sisters devoted to their shared passions and romantic idealism/extremism. Herzog, who wrote the script, permits some sentimentality to seep in, but itâs well earned and inevitable, considering that the Holbrooke sisters fit squarely in a long line of Herzogian strivers, misfits and ambitious fiends. Defying proper social mores, Joan and Jean are more misunderstood (or neurodivergent) than evil, hammering away towards a braver new world that wouldnât exist unless they linked up with Werner to create it.
Early courtroom exposition sequences might give âFastardâ its titleâand a smarmy anti-heroâbut Herzogâs theses catch momentum when the Holbrooke sisters agree to a self-exile. Thatâs to say, Jean and Joan submitted to the terms of a restraining order. On trial for stalking and harassing their neighbor Gareth (Orlando Bloom), Joan and Jean stubbornly insist the only crimes committed were of passion and the undying love was mutual. From the witness stand, in fact, Gareth winks at the girls, calling them his cowgirls. But Garethâs reversal of affection came sudden and swift, baffling Joan and Jean, driving them to desperate bids for connection (a rope ladder over the shared fence) and finally, payback (gasoline in his Range Rover).
Herzog Both Tightens and Expands the Narrative
Although the trial neutralizes âFastardâ in a leaden crawl forward, the outcome propels the Holbrooke sistersâ to infamy. Out in the world, they are recognized and inevitably, harassed and stalked, presumed to be low-hanging fruit for predatory leeches. For every harmless selfie-taker (âDo you mind if I post this?â) Joan and Jean encounter an aggressive landlord (âI should really have a keyâ) and a dim, yet threatening forklift operator (âCan I touch your hair?â). Introducing these leering pests, Herzog the auteur both tightens and expands the narrative, aligning himself in solidarity rather than mere pity or curiosity. So if the initial courtroom set-up frames Joan and Jean as manic-pixie nightmare girls, the closer zoom in on their inner lives reflects more on what had brought them to this point. And so Joan and Jean burrow further inward towards each other, a protective measure that is reflexive and justified.
Herzogâs trusted Cinematographer Peter Zeitlinger drones his camera around like a pesky fly on the wall, eavesdropping on Jean and Joan. Later, though, the volatile angles and shifty movement turn into a sort of watchdog, when an uninvited third party invades their personal space. Despiteâor in response toâtheir parentsâ neglect and actual avoidance, the Holbrookeâs Aunt Louise (Marion OâDwyer) invites them to her country home, no strings or timeline attached. Out there, decency reigns, and the town sage/local activist McFarlane (Brendan Conroy) serves as a spiritual adviser of sorts. Suggesting that the local caves have a mystical potential, Joan and Jean go full Fitzcarraldo, bargaining on a better life on the other side. In unison, as always, the girls and a fox named Cupid (uncredited?) chisel away, finally unearthing an extraordinary world that could be a hallucination.Â
The Sisters Bargain on a Better Life
Conflating fantasy with reality places us in the Holbrookeâs semi-charmed/-damaged perspective, and slamming the caveâs exit shut is more than a metaphor, itâs a gift. Locked inside of the Postojna Cave (Werner and his caves â¦), Joan and Jean can start over on their terms, surviving on grit and sisterly resourcefulness. Then again, thereâs always the entrance on the other side, back towards Aunt Louise. Unlike the chronically abused Bruno S. in âStroszekâ and âThe Enigma of Kaspar Hauser,â Joan and Jean can buck the trend, sparing death and prospecting for unconditional acceptance. A pipe dream, no doubt, but at least Joan and Jean and Kate (fierce yet vulnerable) and Rooney (the best among literal equals) have refined enough skills to prosper. Since they no longer need all four hands to open a sardine can or vacuum, these cowgirls can ride on without Gareth, that bastard.
*Werner Herzogâs âBucking Fastardâ had its New York premiere at the New York Film Festival. The final festival screening is on Monday, October 12th.
